Drought, shortage, OH MY!

We were laughing so hard I thought we were all going to pee our pants, so I am going to share this Cheney Moment with you!

This past little while the Cheney home has been experiencing a toilet paper drought. I am not kidding (even though it is usually our house that is SWIMMING in toilet paper...). I would often mention this (somehow I don't know how, but it was always my bathroom that had NO toilet paper, and my voice that would yell through the house trying to find anyone who could assist... I think this is the reason I don't shut my bathroom door... SO there you go family, it is all your faults, not mine, I don't shut my door! :) but the holidays are here, and things just got crazy. So tonight, Dad called from his room, "Mom, we're out of toilet paper!"
Whit and I excitedly squealed "Yeah, and we have been for a while!" (I think we were excited because now we wouldn't have to 'drip dry', or use other harsher forms of recycled paper... if you know what I'm saying...)
Mom the miracle worker, replied, "Ok one sec..." To which she disappeared to the basement bathroom then back up the stairs. "Everyone meet me in the hall" to which all 5 of us, still living at home, squandered and moved until we were in front of her and the glowing abundance of toilet paper . We were like little scavengers digging and grabbing, trying to get our share.
Dad (the most innocent sarcastic man alive) squealed, "This is the best day of the week! We get toilet paper!"

The next time you use your bathroom, just think of those less fortunate than you, who don't have toilet paper... and listen for the little cries of help from those who have run out... :)